Christmas Jokes To Get Your Crackers Cackling!!

Added by: Shropshire Mums on Sun Nov 10 13:17 2024

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Did you hear about the man who stole an Advent calendar? - He got 25 days.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? - An abdominal snowman.
What do you call Santa when he doesn't move? - Santa Pause!
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? - He was picking his nose.
What do you call a snowman with a bad temper? - A meltdown
Who is Santa's favorite singer? - Elf-is Presley!
What goes "Oh, Oh, Oh"? Santa walking backwards!
What type of motorcycle does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Without frosted flakes!
Why does Santa have elves in his workshop? Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!
What does Santa eat for breakfast? - Mistle-toast!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? - A Christmas Quacker!
Why doesn't Santa go to the hospital? - He has private elf care!
What is Santa's dog's name? - Santa Paws!
What do you get when Santa becomes a detective? - Santa Clues!
How do you scare a snowman? - Grab a hairdryer!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? - Tinsil-itis!
Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey—he’s always stuffed!
What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? - He gives them the sack!
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? - Nothing, it was on the house!
Why did Santa's helper take a break? He was feeling elf-conscious!
Who delivers Christmas presents to sharks? Santa Jaws!
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the toys are!
Who is Santa's favorite singer? Elf-is Presley!
How did Mrs. Claus tell Santa the weather? "It looks like rain, dear!"

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